Make the sweet love to your special man/woman/intimate group/preferred implement with these poetic ejaculations. Poetry provided for lovers only free of charge.
- Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Would you please get off my fucking case?
- Darling, on this holiday
It's you that I love best
Our love comes in a special way:
I'll be your "backdoor guest."
- O, my love is like a red, red rose
that's newly sprung in June
Speaking of which,
I'm newly springing a boner in my pants because you are so hot, baby, damn.
- I am the rose of Sharon,
and the "lily of the valleys," if you know what I mean.
As the lily among thorns,
so is my love among the daughters, if you catch my drift.
As the apple tree among the trees of the wood,
so is my beloved among the sons, if you get me.
I sat down under his shadow with great delight,
and his "fruit" was sweet to my taste, if you know what I'm saying.
He brought me to the banqueting house,
and his banner over me was love (wink, wink).
Stay me with "flagons," comfort me with "apples":
for I am sick of love, if you follow where I'm leading.
His left hand is under my head,
and his right hand doth embrace me, if you can wipe up what I'm spilling.
I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem,
by the "roes," and by the "hinds of the field," so to speak...
that ye stir not up, nor awake my love...
till he please, if you know what I mean.
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
One of you I'm about to totally go to school on.
- Who's ready to get it on?
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