Subject: White, Male, 28
The subject is in his bed with a beautiful young woman. They embrace. Their expressions of mutual affection escalate in the customary manner. The subject says "oh, [woman's name who is not the woman in the subject's bed]." This creates awkwardness.
The subject awakens.
The subject is in his bed with a beautiful young woman. The subject asks: "was I just talking in my sleep?"
The woman says "no." They embrace. The woman asks: "so who's [woman's name who is not the woman in the subject's bed]?" This creates awkwardness.
The subject awakens.
The subject is in his bed with a beautiful young woman. He does not speak. They do not embrace.