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Xmas Gift Ideas You Might Want to Rethink

  • One year's membership in the Kick-in-the-Shins-of-the-Month Club

  • Nude family photo

  • Visitation from ghosts of Christmas past, present, future

  • McDonald's holiday gift certificates

  • Silicone mold of your own penis

  • Advice

  • Colombian necktie

  • Pine-Sol

  • Anal jewelry

  • Paid entry in Ultimate Fighting Championships

  • Coupon for 10% discount on January rent

  • Novelty taxidermy

  • "Emancipation from our relationship"

  • Apart from five golden rings, any item described in "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

  • Fruitcake

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