The only "web log" that matters is back on the scene. We're tanned, rested, and ready, with a new look, and a new attitude.
Allow us to anticipate some of your questions.
Q: Where did the message boards go?
A: If they were up your butt, you'd know.
Q: Well, they aren't. So how can I comment on one of your provocative and hard-hitting articles?
A: Call. Write a letter. Send an e-mail. Start a fan site. Put up fliers. What do we care? No, seriously, if you send us e-mail, we will read it, and probably reply.
Q: What happened to "Cute Kittens?"
A: In the coming days and weeks, our newly restyled archives will refill with many of your favorite articles from seriousdanger version 1.0.
Q: The internet was a lonely, barren "place" without you! Don't ever go away again!
A: How is this a question?