Some who like big butts cannot lie. Others who do not care for big butts will tell you that they do just to be polite. It is a classic brain teaser. The way to tell is to ask a representative of each type: Am I in the land of people who like big butts? If they both say no, you aren't.
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Exercise 5 - Partial Sit-Ups
Start. Lie on back, legs straight and together, arms at sides. Raise head and shoulders from floor until you can see your heels. Lower head to floor.
Count. Each partial sit-up counts one.
Exercise 6 - Chest and Leg Raising
Start. Lie face down, arms along sides, hands under thighs, palms pressing against thighs. Raise head, shoulders, and left leg as high as possible from floor keep leg straight. Lower to floor.
Count. Each chest and leg raise counts one.