It was at 10:33 AM EST on this date in 2003 that seriousdanger debuted on the World Wide What, and we think everyone would agree that nothing, anywhere, has been the same since, or ever will be again. In the three years we've been kickin' it bloggystyle, we've made you laugh, we've made you cry, we've made you think, and we've made you a little sick to your stomach.
We've made you angry, we've made you proud, and we've made you a fairly realistic mosaic portrait of President Carter from clippings of our own hair and toenails.
We've frightened you, enlightened you, and clashed a bit like Titans do.
For the past three orbits, we've tried to run this web-log in accordance with the highest possible standards of fairness and excellence. It goes without saying that this endeavor has been our most important preoccupation. (Or it would have gone without saying, if we hadn't said it just there.) But we think our readers will agree when we say that it has also been the most significant accomplishment in human history, ever.
Looking forward, we promise to continue in the same spirit. Not just because seriousdanger has become an essential part of so many people's lives — but also because it is ludicrously profitable, and we've become accustomed to a certain standard of luxurious living.
Thank you for reading seriousdanger. Here's hoping the next three years are as remarkable as the last. However unlikely it seems.